This was on Yahoo today:
Cancer Outlook for 2010
It’s not about the disease, it’s an astrological forecast. [And how happy am I that my zodiac sign is named after a dreaded disease.]
“One thing that all Crabs (astrological Cancers or the seafood type of crab) know deep in their hearts is that someone, somewhere out there knows how great it would be to bust them wide open and eat them with melted butter. [sounds kinky!! But, hey, I’m game….] The big news for you this year, Cancer, is that Pluto has moved into your Seventh House [not my 1 thru 6th house, but my 7th. Is that like Plan 9 from Outer space?], which rules marriage, partnerships and close relationships. This means that someone may very well be cracking your heart open in the next year. [if he’s rich, I’m in. Otherwise, eh.]
Cancer Outlook for 2010
It’s not about the disease, it’s an astrological forecast. [And how happy am I that my zodiac sign is named after a dreaded disease.]
“One thing that all Crabs (astrological Cancers or the seafood type of crab) know deep in their hearts is that someone, somewhere out there knows how great it would be to bust them wide open and eat them with melted butter. [sounds kinky!! But, hey, I’m game….] The big news for you this year, Cancer, is that Pluto has moved into your Seventh House [not my 1 thru 6th house, but my 7th. Is that like Plan 9 from Outer space?], which rules marriage, partnerships and close relationships. This means that someone may very well be cracking your heart open in the next year. [if he’s rich, I’m in. Otherwise, eh.]
Cancer has a bit of a reputation for enjoying doom and gloom. You don't. You just seem to get more than your fair share of it. [can I get a “what, what” up in the house] It must be that thick shell of yours. [Oh!!! It’s NOT fat, it’s a thick shell] Everyone assumes you can just take it.
The good news is that you earned that reputation because you can take it, and more. [can’t somebody else take it for awhile?] And often, your greatest moments come when you have overcome the greatest obstacles. Thankfully, the roadblocks you face in 2010 won't be that devastating [oh, thank god.], but they'll certainly give you an opportunity to shine. [Shining is good—mostly. Hair yes, face not so much]
New support and new energy will be entering your life from unexpected and overlooked people and things, and you'll be able to soar above it all! [if I can drop about 50 pounds and get this knee thing worked out…..]
I’ll keep you all posted….
HAPPY 87TH BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!
ROFL!! I am one of those "Cancers" too! I hear ya!! Who says I want roadblocks? And what is wrong with being gloomy? Isn't Gothic in? I mean..."New Moon"...hello??!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year anyway...it is going to be great! I just know it.
Hugs
SueAnn
LMAO -that was fabulous!!! I need you to re-write my Libra horrorscope (sic).
ReplyDeleteHere's to a great 2010
I don't have your email to reply, but Dave was downstairs. He snores so loud when he's sick (he's got it too) and I just can't share a bed with a snorer!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I wanted to let you know, I've been taking Mucinex for this congestion the past week or so, and I think I'm going to start taking it as a supplement. I've read before that it can be effective for fibromyalgia, and it is really working for me! Give it a try. You can google it, there is tons of info on the internets about it.