Weird crap floating around in my brain:
Incredibly painful throbbing in my left foot woke me up at 4am this morning [after not falling asleep til 1] and all I could think of was Daniel Day Lewis.
The theme to Gilligan’s Island
I couldn’t find my jacket this morning as I was about to leave for work. I wandered around the apartment for a few minutes before discovering it hanging on the back of the bedroom door. That old chesnut “If it was a snake it would have bit me…” came to mind. And it struck me as a really f’d up expression—I mean I’d like to think I’d have noticed a snake hanging around the place right off the bat….
A 7th grade book report on mirrors—I wrote it upside down and backwards.
A song by Rancid played on the radio as I was driving in to work and it got me thinking about words that sound like what they mean… like “phlegm,” “succulent,” “vomit” [it sort of explodes out of your mouth], “ping pong,” “angular,”
Several quotes from Seinfeld—God they come in handy in almost ANY life situation.
That during my lifetime, our country has been run by a haberdasher, a retired general, a decorated war vet/celebrated author, a Texas teacher, a lawyer, a college football star, a peanut farmer, a B actor, former director of the CIA, a saxophone player, an idiot and a guy with the middle name of Hussein.
Do two gay brothers make a sister?
Why is it cold weather makes your nose run—shouldn’t it freeze that stuff up and the HOT weather make it run?
How I wish I really could laugh my ass off….
Questions from the Baltimore Catechism: Who made me? God made me. Why did God make me?
Boy I wish I could defrag my brain like I do my computer.
*illustration is from “bluemoonart at flickr”
