Why so earnestly seek you to put up that letter? [DEAR SO & SO SATURDAYS]

I decided to join in on the venting…but… since I love alliteration, I’ve opted for “So & So Saturdays.” Check out the others [they’re way better at this than me….]

KAT

ALIX

JOANNE

Dear Complexion—

WTF?!? Why all the zits lately? It’s ridiculous—I mean who’s gonna ask me to prom.

Hoping for peaches and cream,

Lumpy

Dear RuPaul—

You should not have sent Pandora Boxx home!! Miss Bitch Tyra needs to go—like weeks ago.

Your Friendly Fag Hag

Dear Car—

Please hang in there with me a little while longer. I know you’re tired, but I need you for another year maybe. I promise to feed you some oil first thing tomorrow. Thanks for being so good lately though.

Kisses,

Your driver

Dear Apartment Communities--

Please have websites with floorplans, features and rents--it would make our lives so much easier.

Dear Landlord—

Bite Me.

That’s it.

Your tenant

Dear Sleep—

God I miss you!! Feel free to come back any time—and stay as long as you want.

Dear Easter Dinner--

So, are we doing this? [God, I'll have to get all domestic]

Dear Secret Single Behaviors--

Enjoy yourselves while you can--we'll have a roomy come July.

Dear Bloggy Folks—

Happy Easter and Passover. May your eggs not be cracked and your bread be unleavened.

Xoxo, E